OK, I see the people on ESPN.com try this, so I figure I’ll give it a shot. What follows is my running diary of the US-Mexico soccer game. This will probably suck, but whatever. It’ll be read by approximately six people. Which is approximately the same number of people who’ll be watching.
8:57: Still watching basketball highlights. I wonder if the people in the newsroom root for games to run over so they don’t have all this dead time to fill. Illinois-Northwestern finished early, and it looks like the lady in the ESPN newsroom is just giving us whatever random highlights the unfortunate news crew had lying around.
8:59: Yes, the lady in the newsroom just used the phrase “It’s a friendly, but they don’t like each other.” And I still haven’t figured out why Mexican fans – and damn, there are a lot of them, this is Arizona for God’s sake, can’t we get some of our fans out there? – insist on wearing those Nacho Libre masks.
9:03: Is it awkward at all for Bruce Arena to be in the booth so soon after he got canned from the National Team job? He’s gotta be just silently fuming up there. Which makes him work well with Eric Wynalda, who’s always fuming rather publicly. Wynalda’s hilarious to listen to because he’s such an ass. I think it’d be great to pair him with one of those sarcastic Brit commentators and watch the sparks fly. Also, I just saw one of our fans with a Nacho Libre mask. Is that really necessary? Really, you look like an idiot.
9:09: Just heard that Tim Howard, our starting keeper, landed on a nail during practice. What the heck is a nail doing in the middle of the field? This explains a hell of a lot about the Cardinals’ season.
9:11: I just realized I’m drinking a margarita. This is probably inappropriate.
9:12: We’re coming out in a 4-4-2, with Donovan starting as a forward. Which means he’s really going to have to stop tripping all over himself and just play. Mexico’s got a 4-4-2 also, with Blanco and Borgetti leading the attack. That’s a hell of a strike team. It’ll be tough for our young D-line to take care of. My worry is that it’ll keep Convey and Dempsey from going forward and force our attack to go through Clark and Mastroeni – which isn’t going to happen. It’s good to see Blanco back on the Mexican side – maybe their new coach isn’t as much of an asshole as Ricardo LaVolpe. Bad news for us, of course.
9:16: Things I can do without: the overwrought intro montage. Sure, this is the North American version of Cowboys-Redskins, but don’t assign this game a cosmic importance.
9:17: First gratuitous mention of the immigration issue. I hear Tom Tancredo wants to build a wall at midfield. There, now you have mine.
9:26: Kickoff. Bornstein’s hair is significantly shorter than it was against Denmark. Wynalda: “A little bit of a slow start…” Clock: less than one minute. Seriously.
9:29: Some Mexican guy just nailed the corner flag. That’s about all that’s happened so far.
9:30: Tim Howard needs to thank Jimmy Conrad for saving his ass there. Howard really misplayed that attack and almost gave Borgetti an easy shot. If this continues it’s gonna be a long night.
9:33: That’s why Blanco’s such a good player – that back-foot flick to set up a chance. Pretty. Good D by Conrad though. And Convey just gave us a run. This needs to happen more often.
9:36: I like that run by Donovan. Maybe he’s gonna start showing some attacking ability again. And yes, Bornstein definitely deserved that card. You can’t football-tackle someone. Salcido deserved the card too – that was a really hard foul on Rolfe. Let’s see what Convey can do with this free kick… nothing. Mastroeni frustrates the counter – good play.
9:40: Another scary Mexican attack, spoiled by Albright this time. We’re letting them down the field a lot. That’s the knock on Convey and Dempsey – good offense, not a lot of defense. At least our back line has shown some good positioning so far this half. They’re getting way too far down our left at Convey’s expense and Bornstein’s left picking up the slack.
9:45: One of the reasons why I love Bobby Convey – he basically shoved the Mexican defender and tried to throw the ball in, then looked all pissed off because he got whistled for the foul. That’s a true soccer player there.
9:52: Dempsey just got away with leg-whipping a Mexican guy. That should have been a card. Lucky for us. And Bornstein is looking really good – Medina keeps getting runs down our left and Bornstein keeps shutting him down and forcing him back. Arena’s right, though – we’re getting nowhere through central midfield. Someone just got away with a card foul on Dempsey – guess that’s payback.
9:55: That’s one of those plays that doesn’t get talked aobut all that much – Albright just ran all the way across the field to stop Blanco on a counterattack that could have turned dangerous.
9:57: Convey just threw a cross way up over everything. Arena likes it, but I would have liked the cross to be in range to be hit by someone, even if no one’s there. Wynalda’s right – our forwards are not running enough. Donovan and Rolfe need to be more aggressive.
9:59: BS dive of the day there. Mastroeni didn’t even touch him. Good job basically tackling Blanco there and getting away with it, Conrad. And the worst corner kick ever gets picked off by Howard.
10:01: Beautiful cross by Dempsey, and both our forwards completely missed it! That was our only scoring chance so far, and you don’t get many chances that good. Dempsey just fed you perfectly, guys – do something about it. Wynalda’s the only person who could get away with calling one of our guys’ performances “miserable.” He’s such n ass. I love it.
10:05: Looks like Convey’s still having issues coming back off that injury. He needs more playing time with Reading if he’s going to be effective for us. If he doesn’t take the brakes off and start moving, I think a switch to Mapp is in order.
10:06: Albright just robbed Borgetti of another scoring chance. Beautifully set up by Mexico though. And then one of their guys robs Rolfe on the other end as payback. That’s why soccer is so fun – the slightest hesitation on the part of a player costs you. Borgetti held up a little and Albright was there. Rolfe slows down a bit and gets spanked in the middle. Medina just launched a counter attack, left a pass a little too far upfield, and Conrad smacks it into oblivion. And now Borgetti goes up for a corner, is a little unconfident, and just sends it wide. These little exchanges make up for the expanses of dead time where neither team can get any sort of possession going.
10:10: Landon just created a turnover and ran straight at the goal. Sure, he missed horribly, but that aggressiveness is something we haven’t seen from Landon D in a while. I hope he keeps it up.
10:12: Halftime. Looks like neither of these teams have got anything going here. Both sides only got a couple of chances – Mexico’s on a missed cross by Blanco and a blown header by Borgetti, ours on an ignored cross by Dempsey and a weird-angle run by Donovan. I’m impressed by that young D of ours – Albright and Bornstein might not be Fabio Cannavaro yet but they’re holding down the fort well against a Mexican attack that seems to be coming down the flanks a lot. Our midfield has had trouble stringing passes together, though, and our forwards have created nothing. I’d look for Rolfe to go out in the second half and be replaced by maybe Eddie Johnson or Taylor Twellman. Now watching the highlights. I just saw the Spain goal where someone took a crack off a busted cross from roughly 15 and snuck it in. He took a chance and it paid off. That’s what we’re missing on our team – an American player would have settled that ball and tried to set up a play instead of whacking it toward the goal and seeing what happened. There’s a palpable confidence gap between the U.S. and the rest of the world. We simply don’t have players who believe that they can score from anywhere on the field – we think we have to score goals on clever passing and good positioning instead of just taking shots when we have them. The difference during the ’02 Cup was that we had players who were too naïve to understand that they’re not supposed to take shots. Justin Mapp and Kenny Cooper gave us that refreshing naivete during the Denmark match. The overreliance on the brain is what has gotten into Donovan recently – he has a habit of giving the ball up instead of taking it to the net, which is why it was refreshing to see him run at the goal toward the end of the first half. He’s got the talent to shake defenders and create chances – he just has to use it.
10:31: Rolfe’s still on. Hope he gets his act together, else he’ll be off the field. Mexico’s going with three strikers now plus Blanco, which is pretty intense. Looks like we’re really going to get a look at that back line of ours.
10:32: Bornstein frustrates another attack. This guy could be good someday. And is it just me, or does Convey look about thirteen?
10:36: Albright just got schooled on the attack there. Good thing Conrad is standing tall out there else that could have been easy pickings for Borgetti. There’s already more offense in this half than there was in the entire first half. Crazy White Haired Dude just shot… straight at Howard. Phew.
10:38: Albright creates a corner… GOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!! Donovan finds Conrad near the back post! It looked like that floated a little bit on Donovan, but I guess not – it landed right on Conrad’s head. A good defensive game, and now the goal – this is turning into a night to remember for Conrad.
10:41: Mexico started a good run, and Convey came out of nowhere to steal the ball and take it the other direction. That was sweet. That’s the Convey we saw flashes of during the Cup.
10:44: Guardado just scared the crap out of everyone. He completely schooled Dempsey and Albright on the attack and just missed Borgetti (who was marked pretty well by Bornstein on the play). Entering this game I thought our back line was our weakness… looks like it’s everything but our back line that’s weak. As I say that, Albright just takes a really goofy fall on the off-field concrete.
10:46: Nice run by Landon there, drawing the free kick just outside the penalty area. And a little bit of dramatics there on Landon D’s part. Too bad he went low on the free kick though. I’m liking the new Landon.
10:48: Conrad, being a beast, just bailed out the rest of his team again. Fonseca just had a great look at goal until Conrad got in front of him, creating a corner that missed horribly. Both sides have gotten a couple of good chances – we could see a 3-2 game by the time this is over. And another scoring opportunity, this time broken up by Bornstein.
10:51: Johnson for Rolfe. It was bound to happen at some point. Bornstein just created a nice chance for us, beating everyone to a loose bal….
10:52: …and we almost gave up a garbage goal. Conrad deflected yet another shot over the crossbar. This guy’s everywhere.
10:53: Damn, Borgetti just headed to Omar Bravo at the far post off a corner who headed it on goal… right to Howard. Then Borgetti fed Guardado, who got pushed off the shot by Howard as the ball wandered harmlessly past the goal. Scary series for us. That could have easily been two goals. They’re getting way too much from midfield and attacking almost with ease. That’s four shots in about two minutes of game time.
10:57: Eddie Johnson just got a run and put a shot on goal that got saved by Sanchez. That’s the kind of long shot that we don’t usually take though – good to see Johnson firing rather than just running meekly into the defense.
10:59: Guardado just created another attack. Right now this game is the Guardado/Conrad Show.
11:00: Oh, Convey, Convey, Convey… he just created an amazing chance by running down a flank, losing it, pressuring a defender, causing a turnover and getting a one-on-one with Sanchez… and proceeds to shoot it right at Sanchez. That could have easily been 2-0-lights-out. Carroll for Dempsey, which is okay since Dempsey has been kind of wandering around aimlessly out there today. We need some D on the wings now anyway.
11:03: Bornstein bails his team out with a blocked shot. This needs to be an official soccer stat. We’d be leading the world in something that way. Carroll just gave up a dumb yellow card. He didn’t need to make that foul – he had help behind him. Now it’s a free kick from about 30…
11:05: …which falls meekly into the wall. Mexico needs to be worried about its finishing. The midfield is excellent and the chances are there, but Conrad and Bocanegra have really thrown Borgetti off his game and neutralized the threats once they reached the box.
11:10: Another good chance by the Mexicans – they got the ball into the box but still couldn’t finish with it. This time they just let Howard pick up a loose cross to nobody.
11:11: Convey is tying his shoe. That’s great. 84th minute and he needs to kill some time, what does he do? Tie his shoe. Awesome.
11:13: Another great chance from Guardado, taking a shot from about 30 that really tested Howard. He has basically been the Mexican team today. Oooh, Eddie, that was close – one yard back and he has a goal, instead it's offside. And it’s rare in other sports to see the ref chew out a player the way the ref just chewed out Johnson for backtalking, eh?
11:15: Sigh of relief there. Fonseca just whiffed on a perfect cross with Howard out of position. Maybe this is our day after all…
11:17: GOOOOALLLLLL!!!! And that’s the icing on the cake, folks. You know it’s your day when you win possession because a pass from the other team hits the ref and bounces straight to you. Then Donovan played like Donovan should, running past defenders, around the keeper, and hitting the open net. That was what we expect out of Donovan. And on the replay, it looks like Oswaldo Sanchez takes a cheap shot at Eddie Johnson… and misses. It’s been that kind of night for Mexico. If you can’t even be a good cheap shot artist, it’s time to go home.
11:19: Borgetti got a great look at a corner and pretty much hit Howard in the face. That was a save made out of self defense. Before that, Conrad got in Borgetti’s face and created the corner out of a pretty good Mexican chance. Bocanegra just got in the way of another good cross…
11:21: …and it’s over. Mexico is refusing to shake hands with us. Why? They played a good game, and they have nothing to be ashamed of. They whipped us in midfield, but our defense, especially Jimmy Conrad, seemed to be in the right place on all their chances. I like the way Donovan played tonight – he looked like he has finally shaked that self-confidence problem that he has had and started running at the defense and creating plays. And I’ve been a Conrad doubter for a while… not anymore. He completely destroyed Borgetti today – the leading scorer in Mexican soccer history was pretty much a non-factor, and Conrad was in no small way responsible for that. Albright and Bornstein held their own too, even though a lot of Mexican attacks seemed to originate on the flanks. If Bocanegra and Conrad play the way they played today and we add in the already proven Gooch and Cherundolo, we have one heck of a defensive corps. If there’s one disappointment in today’s match, it was the midfield – Ricardo Clark and Mastroeni made me realize today how much we miss Claudio Reyna distributing the ball out there in center midfield. Convey and Dempsey looked slower than usual on the wings, but that’s understandable; Convey is coming off an injury and Dempsey is still trying to break into Fulham’s rotation. They definitely need to be at full speed and full confidence if we want to create more offense. Eddie Johnson was more of a presence out there than Chris Rolfe – he should be the leading striker from now on.
I was watching the end-of-game montage, and I noticed something. Now that Peyton Manning has won his championship, it seems inappropriate to refer to the “Manning face.” I propose we initiate the use of the “Borgetti face.” Seriously, Jared Borgetti makes the craziest faces when he misses a shot or whiffs on a chance or whatever. He basically scrunches his eyes and nose up while opening his mouth as wide as he can, yelling. It’s hilarious.
Anyway, good win for the U.S. team. That's two straight solid efforts under Bradley now. He has won me over, and I was pretty skeptical when we picked him. Think Sunil Gulati will actually make him full coach instead of this "interim" crap?
Yeah, I know we have owned Mexico in the recent past - we're 8-0-1 against them when we're not playing at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. But it's still an unexpected thrill for a country with a relatively small soccer fan base to beat a country that lives and dies by the sport. Maybe that's why I like to root for the U.S. national soccer team - it's about the only sport where we really have any right to feel like the underdog. And any time we win, it still feels like we're George Mason knocking off UConn. The novelty of good American soccer will wear off eventually, but for now, that's part of what makes it fun.